Yo Ho Yo Ho Pirate Reads for All!

Ahoy Mateys! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! In honor of this special occasion, here are some great pirate reads for buccaneers everywhere. Arrrrrr!

Pirate vs PiratePirate vs. Pirate: The Terrific Tale of a Big, Blustery Maritime Match

By Mary Quattlebaum, illustrated by Alexandra Boiger .Two pirate captains set sail, each one determined to prove that s/he is the best in the world. They meet on the high seas, and the competition begins. Each demands, and refuses, to give way to the other using the most colorful pirate lingo. Then the insults begin to fly: "Grog swiller." "Landlubber." "Bilge rat." "Sea skunk." But when Mean Mo calls Bad Bart "Gentleman," and he counters: "Lady," there is no backing down from those fightin' words.

Treasure Hunters

By James Patterson and Chris Grabenstein, illustrated by Juliana Neufeld .The Kidd siblings have grown up diving down to shipwrecks and traveling the world, helping their famous parents recover everything from swords to gold doubloons from the bottom of the ocean. But after their parents disappear on the job, the kids are suddenly thrust into the biggest treasure hunt of their lives. They'll have to work together to defeat dangerous pirates and dodge the hot pursuit of an evil treasure hunting rival, all while following cryptic clues to unravel the mystery of what really happened to their parents–and find out if they're still alive.

How I Became a Pirate

By Melinda Long, illustrated by David Shannon. Building a sand castle at the beach one day, young Jeremy Jacobs encounters Brain Beard and his motley pirate crew. He joins them aboard ship as their official digger and off they sail to find a safe place to bury their treasure chest of gold and jewels. Jeremy learns pirate language ("Aargh!") and pirate manners (they don't have any), and tries to teach the scurvy dogs to play soccer. He doesn't have to brush his teeth. ("Maybe that's why their teeth are green," he observes cogently.)

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates

By Patrick OBrien and Kevin OMalley, illustrated by Patrick OBrien
The dinosaur citizens of Jurassica are in a panic when a mob of misshapen mutants and reptilian cyborgs from the pirate ship Blackrot rampages through the Imperial Palace, making off with the famous Jewels of Jurassica. The President calls in Captain Raptor to pursue the evildoers. Raptor and his fearless crew give chase through the galaxy until their starship Megatooth is blasted by the pirates.